use benj's loading texts

src/ui/components/common/Loader.tsx

@@ -1,11 +1,92 @@
 import React from "react";
 
 class Loader extends React.Component {
+    private loadingText: string[] = [
+        "Insert funny loading text here...",
+        "Generating witty text...",
+        "Looking for who asked...",
+        "Please don't crash... - @Benj",
+        "Fixign misreabel typos",
+        "Playing Rickroll.mp4",
+        "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down",
+        "Playing Elevator_Music.mp4",
+        "...and enjoy the elevator music...",
+        "TODO: Insert elevator music",
+        "Warping space-time",
+        "(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain)",
+        "The server is powered by a lemon and two electrodes.",
+        "We're testing your patience",
+        "The bits are flowing slowly today",
+        "The last time I tried this the monkey didn't survive. Let's hope it works better this time.",
+        "My other loading screen is much faster.",
+        "Are we there yet?",
+        "Counting backwards from Infinity",
+        "Warning: Don't set yourself on fire.",
+        "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.",
+        "All your web browser are belong to us",
+        "I feel like I'm supposed to be loading something. . .",
+        "Please wait while the minions do their work",
+        "Waking up the minions",
+        "Grabbing extra minions",
+        "We're working very Hard .... Really",
+        "You are number 2843684716 in the queue",
+        "Get some coffee and come back in ten minutes..",
+        "How did you get here?",
+        "Wait, do you smell something burning?",
+        "Computing the secret to life, the universe, and everything.",
+        "Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?",
+        "Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.",
+        "Adults are just kids with money.",
+        "Constructing additional pylons...",
+        "Locating Jebediah Kerman...",
+        "We are not liable for any broken screens as a result of waiting.",
+        "If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer.",
+        "Sending data to the FB-i mean, our servers.",
+        "Looking for sense of humour, please hold on.",
+        "A different error message? Finally, some progress!",
+        "Distracted by cat gifs",
+        "Finding someone to hold my beer",
+        "BRB, working on my side project",
+        "Let's hope it's worth the wait",
+        "Whatever you do, don't look behind you...",
+        "Feel free to spin in your chair",
+        "Bored of slow loading spinner, buy more RAM!",
+        "Downloading more RAM...",
+        "Optimizing the optimizer...",
+        "Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.",
+        "Deleting your \"homework\" folder...",
+        "Discovering new ways of making you wait...",
+        "Your time is very important to us. Please wait while we ignore you...",
+        "Sorry we are busy catching em' all, we'll be done soon",
+        "Still faster than Windows update",
+        "Updating the Windows operating system",
+        "When nothing is going right, go left",
+        "YAHAHA YOU FOUND ME",
+        "I'm not a robot. I'm a human being.",
+        "Listening to Two Trucks...",
+        "Listening to the sound of your voice...",
+        "Watching grass grow...",
+        "Reordering protocol buffers",
+        "Stealing tokens (totally not yours btw)",
+        "Searching for the wiki password...",
+        "Hold on while I'll complain in general",
+        "Wait for my timeout to finish because I said a forbidden word...",
+        "Lurking for the devkit",
+        "Gib beta",
+        "Deploying Windseed",
+        "Requesting Luas from Upstream",
+        "Windying the competition"
+    ];
+
+    private getRandomLoadingText(): string {
+        return this.loadingText[Math.floor(Math.random() * this.loadingText.length)];
+    }
+
     render() {
         return (
             <div className={"Loader"}>
                 <div className={"Loader_Spinner"} />
-                <p>Loading...</p>
+                <p>{this.getRandomLoadingText()}</p>
             </div>
         );
     }