No disassemble!!! Deltify your life with radare2 In soviet russia, radare2 debugs you! What do you want to debug today? I love the smell of bugs in the morning. I'm in your source securing your bits. radare2 contributes to the One Byte Per Child foundation. 3nl4r9e y0\/r r4d4r3 I did it for the pwnz. If you send the program you are debugging to 15 friends in 143 minutes and then step three times on the same opcode you will get the name of the person who loves you. To remove this message, put `dbxenv suppress_startup_message 7.5' in your .dbxrc Heisenbug: A bug that disappears or alters its behavior when one attempts to probe or isolate it. radare2 is for lulzhats Microloft Visual Radare.NET 2008. Now OOXML Powered! A C program is like a fast dance on a newly waxed dance floor by people carrying razors - Waldi Ravens radare2 is like windows 7 but even better. We are surrounded by the enemy. - Excellent, we can attack in any direction! radare2-built farm beats the facebook one. Thank you for using radare2. Have a nice night! Your r2 was built 20h ago. TOO OLD! Use radare2! Lemons included! rax2 -s 20e296b20ae296b220e296b20a Connection lost with the license server, your r2 session will terminate in 30 minutes. This is amazing ... I love gradients. Wait a moment ... Don't do this. No such file or directory. Default scripting languages are NodeJS and Python. -bash: r2: command not found Press any key to continue ... ilo ni li pona li pali e lipu. o musi! radare2 for FideOS, now with extra potato Your project name should contain an uppercase letter, 8 vowels, some numbers, and the first 5 characters of your private bitcoin key. This computer has gone to sleep. Have you ever ordered a pizza using radare2? I thought we were friends. :_ Welcome back, lazy human! Yo dawg! ---8<--------------------8<------------------8<-----------------8<------ I accidentally the kernel with radare2. I endians swap. This page intentionally left blank. Here be dragons. Trust no one, nor a zero. Both lie. EIP = 0x41414141 /dev/brain: No such file or directory. Virtual machines are great, but you lose the ability to kick the hardware. Charlie! We are here. The door is everything ... The door controls time and space. The door can see into your soul. I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated. Don't look at the code. Don't look. Dissasemble? No dissasemble, no dissassemble!!!!! Warning, your trial license is about to expire. Please register your copy of r2 today! Only £29.90! Welcome to IDA 10.0. It's not you, it's me. This software comes with no brain included. Please use your own. rm: /: Permission denied. That's embarrassing. In soviet Afghanistan, you debug radare2! Wow, my cat knows radare2 hotkeys better than me! Documentation is for weak people. PEBCAK ERROR: Documentation not found. License server overloaded (ETOOMUCHCASH) Error: cannot yank negative sleep If you're not satisfied by our product, you may ask for a refund. Already up-to-date. How about a nice game of chess? THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY. SHALL WE PLAY A GAME? sudo make me a pancake I nodejs so hard my exams. What a nodejs! Now featuring NoSQL! One does not simply write documentation. We are bleeding edge here. Can't you feel the razors? There's a branch for that. Everything up-to-date. Sharing your latest session to Facebook ... This should be documented, since it's not that obvious. It's working! Look at the door! This is an unacceptable million year dungeon. The Hard ROP Cafe Wait a minute! I found a bug, self-fixing ... OK Hold on, this should never happen! Well this is embarrassing ... THIS IS NOT FUNNY ♥ -- Can you stand on your head? May the segfault be with you. I script in C, because I can. EXPLICIT CONTENT Bindings are mostly powered by tears. In Soviet Russia, radare2 has documentation. Initial frame selected; you cannot go up. Unk, unk, unk, unk Experts agree, security holes suck, and we fixed some of them! This is just an existentialist experiment. Nothing to see here. Move along. Select your character: RBin Wizard, Master Anal Paladin, or Assembly Warrior I accidentally radared my filesystem today. No fix, no sleep You see it, you fix it! V is for Visual r2-goverity: found corruption - please eliminate! Stop debugging me! THIS IS NOT A BUG Polish reversers blame git vm is like a small cow in ascii Do you want to print 333.5K chars? (y/N) Now with more better English! :(){ :|:& };: All your base are belong to r2 Ask not what r2 can do for you - ask what you can do for r2 Try with ASAN, and be amazed bash: r3: command not found R2 loves everyone, even Java coders, but less than others It's not a bug, it's a work in progress Stop swearing! I didn't say that it was working, I said that it's implemented Wrong argument Remember that word: C H A I R what happens in #radare, stays in #radare For a full list of commands see `strings /dev/urandom` Good morning, pal *<:-) Of course r2 runs FreeBSD Reverser by Birth, r2 by Choice Radare2, what else? This incident will be reported command not found: calc.exe See you at the defcon CTF Don't waste your time WASTED getdruid to get eclectic uid Welcome to "IDA - the roguelike" 255 shades of (truecolor) grey When you sold that exploit, what they really bought, was your silence. Greetings, human. nothing personal, just bitness Too old to crash Finished a beer ESIL ruined my life ESIL: The Aftersleep Insert coin to continue ... See you in shell Mess with the best, Die like the rest Sarah Connor? Log On. Hack In. Go Anywhere. Get Everything. phrack, better than java in the browser -- jvoisin Did you know that radare2 can decompile to assembly? Are you still there? Follow the white rabbit Do not try to sploit that binary - that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there is no binary. Hello Mr. Anderson Try pressing the pigeon-shaped button What has been executed cannot be unexecuted What about taking a break? Here, have this nice 0xCC. r2 is meant to be read by machines. Prove you are a robot to continue ... This is fine. Using radare2 to generate intelligence ... Taking the file and moving it somewhere else It's the year of desktop on radare2 💺 It's the year of radare2 on the desktop SSAbotage from ISIL "a collection of garbage" -- an r2 pro user A git pull a day keeps the segfault away Are you a wizard? Learn pancake as if you were radare! r2 is a great OS, but a terrible hex editor THE CAKE IS A PIE radare2 0.9.7 is so old, my grandfather was using it with his enigma in WWII Have you seen the latest radare2 TV spot? scp ~/.idapro/ida.key radare.org:/var/www/radare.org/pub/losers/ Too bad there is no gif support in r2. Yet. -- @r2gif Almost 5am, maybe you should go to bed. Jingle sploits, jingle sploits, ropchain all the way. Mind that the 'g' in radare is silent 256 colors ought to be enough for anybody Hang in there, Baby! Run a command with unspecified long sequence of 'a', pancake will be summoned and do the analysis for you. In r2land usability is treated as a bug radare2 is WYSIWYF - what you see is what you fix Your endian swaps *(ut64*)buffer ought to be illegal How about Global Thermonuclear War? There is no F5 key in radare2 yet Did you know that r2 is 10 years old? Beer in mind. r2 -- leading options since 2006 Don’t feed the bugs! (except delicious stacktraces)! Feed the bugs! You haxor! Me jane? r2 talks to you. tries to make you feel well. Now i'm like an evil engineer. MUAHAHAH We only have bugs, features are an unintended side-effect There are 5 minutes from WTF to FIX in r2land Quantum disassemble: it's there as long as you don't observe it Ceci n'est pas une r2pipe Buy a mac (gdb) ^D ((fn [f s n] (str (f f s n) "dare2")) (fn [f s n] (pr s) (if (> n 0) (f f (str s "ra") (dec n)) s)) "" (/ 1.0 0)) There's no way you could crash radare2. No. Way. When in doubt, try 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa; pd;' .-. .- -.. .- .-. . ..--- Disassemble?! No Disassemble Johnny No. 5!!! You crackme up! Welcome, "reenigne" Search returned no hits. Did you mean 'Misassemble'? º|<|<| -( glu glu glu, im the r2 fish ) Everybody hates warnings. Mr. Pancake, tear down this -Wall TIRED OF WAITING We fix bugs while you sleep. You find bugs while we sleep. The stripping process is not deep enough Come here, we are relatively friendly Don't wait for Travis Your problems are solved in an abandoned branch somewhere git blind --hard You need some new glasses aaaa is experimental We feed trolls Mind the tab Buy a Mac You have been designated for disassembly Helping siol merge? No way, that would be like.. way too much not lazy. - vifino What is the most complex r2 command? q - then you have to deal with real life /o\ If you're having fun using radare2, odds are that you're doing something wrong. Don't trust what can't be compiled Coffee time! Can you challenge a perfect immortal machine? Add more blockchains to your life. Congratulations! You got the segfault 1.000.000! Click [here] to win a prize! Well, it looks like it's working. There's more than one way to skin a cat git pull now git checkout hamster Noot noot This is an unregistered copy. 10 reasons you want to bt on all threads - you will be shocked by number 3! Place a cat on your keyboard while running r2, you'll not believe what will happen next This binary may contain traces of human Help subcommand will be eventually removed. Carpe noctum. Your mouse has moved. Radare2 NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? [ OK ] There is only one binary, and we are all just reversing pieces of it. Radare2 is like violence. If it doesn't solve your problem, you aren't using enough. Order pizza for $12.48? [Y/n] r2OS r2pad 0.1 SMP GENERIC r2_64 GNU/r2OS AHHHHH!!!! ASSEMBLY CODE!!!!!! HOLD ME I'M SCARED!!!!!!!!!! In radare we trust We don't make mistakes... just happy little segfaults. r2 is for the people Use headphones for best experience. Starting bitcoin miner in background... Downloading and verifying the blockchain... The anti-virus database has been updated. The motion picture contained in this videodisc is protected under the copyright laws. This software is sold for home use only and all other rights are expressly reversed by the copyleft owner. Any commercial use or duplication of this copylefted material without prior licensing is forbidden. Violators will be prosecuted. This shell has been seized by the Internet's Police. OpenBSD might pledge r2 but r2 unveils OpenBSD. Error: There's a missing space before the opening parenthesis '(' WARNING: r_list_length: assertion 'list' failed (line 55) This accessory is not supported by this version of radare2. When can we have an official anime mascot for radare2? Radare2, we need you to ctrl+s the world. Sorry, radare2 has experienced an internal error. Segmentation fault (core dumped) Use rabin2 to discover the real TRUTH ==1337== ERROR SUMMARY: 0 errors from 0 contexts (suppressed: 0 from 0) **** COMMODORE 64 RADARE V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 DISASM BYTES FREE READY. Most likely your core dump fell into a blackhole, can't see it. Long time no C Come to C me! Unable to locate package gdb You C it, you fix it! How good is your C? I C dead bugs everywhere! You will soon have an out of memory experience. This binary no good. Try another. BSOD! Mind the trap. For a full documentation see `r2 -qc iz /lib/libr_core.so` 99 bugs, take one down pass it around. 100 bugs... I like my binary stripped. Now 8-bit clean with better ＡＳＣＩＩ! Please insert disc 2 and press any key to continue... DOOM all the things! Put some sugar before the release, attracts the bugs and makes it easier to squash them Stay indoors and await further instructions radare2 works best, when pirated. I could go up there about 11 at night, stay till 4 in the morning, and get all the computer runs I ever wanted. Safety third You should try our sister project, radar3! This pancake guy sure does know his way around r2. make: r2: Command not found rip and tear until it compiles The r emblem on the front is the legendary symbol for invincibility! Send PR or GTFO If it's stupid and it works, it is not stupid 33 + 77 = 100 radare2[15449] Corpse failure, too many 6 Process[15449] crashed: radare2. Too many corpses being created. You can't sleep now there are monsters nearby Every journey begins with a choice Do 'r2pm -i r2premium; echo "e cfg.fortunes.type = nsfw" >> ~/.radare2rc' for a even more fun with r2 pneumonic Click below to prove you are not a bot Sorry, not sorry. fix it or set the machine on fire burn it before the bug spreads to other installations The signals are strong tonight It's dangerous to go alone, take this. "If you gotta burn it all to the ground; Then let it burn" Watch until the end! Don't forget to subscribe! Ah shit, here we go again. Checking whether this software can be played... Will it blend? Are you still watching? Starting application, this might take some time... Do you want to restart to install these updates now or try tonight? Updates available This binary has not been analyzed. Would you like to analyze it now? The software is up to date. Just kidding, git pull again Caps lock is on. $10 or mistery box? INSERT COIN This program is not compatible with your device. Hey hey hey everyone! welcome to infoflash Rise and shine beyond the Black wall Relic malfunction detected It's now safe to turn off your computer. No newline at end of file Display output is not active.