radare2/doc/fortunes.nsfw

RADARE CUMS WITH ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY
Please remove pregnant women, pregnant children, and pregnant pets from the monitor.
Everytime you run radare2, a random file is removed
I like to suck nibbles and make hex.
Enjoy the 'two girls one backup' viral video.
Enlarge your radare2.
Better than an eel in the ass.
Are you fucking coding me?
I swear i didn't knew she had only 8bits!
Sick my duck!
Duck my sick!
Undefined symbol 'r_anal_fisting'.
ASLR stands for Age/Sex/Location/Reverser.
You should know that ptracing binaries younger than 18yo is illegal.
Bitch
Kentucky Fried Children
Fill the bug. Fill it with love. With the creamy and hot sauce of love.
This is a compressed PDF. Why the hell are you opening this in r2 ? SIGSEGV
I hope you segfault in hell.
r2 your penis
I script in C, because fuck you.
Fuck you, fuck you in the mouth, with a chair!
Git histories, allowing us to recover profanity because fuck you
The problem with C++ is that all of your friends can see your private parts
Best retards
"Our exploits production increased for 24% annually after our switch to radare2" -- An unnamed agency
Nice! Well, less shitty.
less stupid than putting CO2 in your ass.
Puritans, ruining everything since the 16th century.
Better fuck a watermelon.
Can you deal with an ascii penis?
Two girls one endian
The Security Glory Hole
MY ENDIAN IS HUUUGE
Enlarge your endian
Anal jokes never get old
Don't masturbate at me
I live for this shit
You gotta be fucking kidding me
Stop using anal as a variable!
Wherever I look I see anal this and anal that!
radare2 is a hex toy
Showing how the sausage is made... in vivid, gory detail
fuck u
Do you want to see my internals? [Y/n]
Two nipples make a byte.
Yeah I specialize in bin. anal.