diff --git a/CompatBot/Commands/Vision.cs b/CompatBot/Commands/Vision.cs
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..0f0cc21f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/CompatBot/Commands/Vision.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,55 @@
+using System;
+using System.Collections.Generic;
+using System.Linq;
+using System.Threading.Tasks;
+using CompatBot.Commands.Attributes;
+using DSharpPlus.CommandsNext;
+using DSharpPlus.CommandsNext.Attributes;
+using Microsoft.Azure.CognitiveServices.Vision.ComputerVision;
+using Microsoft.Azure.CognitiveServices.Vision.ComputerVision.Models;
+
+namespace CompatBot.Commands
+{
+    internal sealed class Vision: BaseCommandModuleCustom
+    {
+        [Command("describe"), RequiresBotModRole]
+        [Description("Generates an image description")]
+        public async Task Describe(CommandContext ctx, string imageUrl)
+        {
+            try
+            {
+                var client = new ComputerVisionClient(new ApiKeyServiceClientCredentials(Config.AzureComputerVisionKey)) {Endpoint = Config.AzureComputerVisionEndpoint};
+                var result = await client.AnalyzeImageAsync(imageUrl, new List<VisualFeatureTypes> {VisualFeatureTypes.Description}, cancellationToken: Config.Cts.Token).ConfigureAwait(false);
+                var captions = result.Description.Captions.OrderByDescending(c => c.Confidence).ToList();
+                string msg;
+                if (captions.Any())
+                {
+                    var confidence = captions[0].Confidence switch
+                    {
+                        double v when v > 0.98 => "It is",
+                        double v when v > 0.95 => "I'm pretty sure it is",
+                        double v when v > 0.9 => "I'm quite sure it is",
+                        double v when v > 0.8 => "I think it's",
+                        double v when v > 0.5 => "I'm not very smart, so my best guess it's",
+                        _ => "Ugh, idk? Might be",
+                    };
+                    msg = $"{confidence} {captions[0].Text}";
+#if DEBUG
+                    if (captions.Count > 1)
+                    {
+                        msg += "\nHowever, here are more guesses:\n";
+                        msg += string.Join('\n', captions.Skip(1).Select(c => c.Text));
+                    }
+#endif
+                }
+                else
+                    msg = "An image so weird, I have no words to describe it";
+                await ctx.RespondAsync(msg).ConfigureAwait(false);
+            }
+            catch (Exception e)
+            {
+                Config.Log.Warn(e, "Failed to get image description");
+            }
+        }
+    }
+}
diff --git a/CompatBot/CompatBot.csproj b/CompatBot/CompatBot.csproj
index c7b2c070..d12fffff 100644
--- a/CompatBot/CompatBot.csproj
+++ b/CompatBot/CompatBot.csproj
@@ -28,11 +28,12 @@
     <PackageReference Include="DSharpPlus.CommandsNext" Version="4.0.0-nightly-00662" />
     <PackageReference Include="DSharpPlus.Interactivity" Version="4.0.0-nightly-00662" />
     <PackageReference Include="DuoVia.FuzzyStrings" Version="2.0.1" />
-    <PackageReference Include="Google.Apis.Drive.v3" Version="1.44.0.1863" />
+    <PackageReference Include="Google.Apis.Drive.v3" Version="1.44.1.1876" />
     <PackageReference Include="ksemenenko.ColorThief" Version="1.1.1.4" />
     <PackageReference Include="MathParser.org-mXparser" Version="4.4.2" />
     <PackageReference Include="MegaApiClient" Version="1.7.1" />
     <PackageReference Include="Microsoft.AspNet.WebApi.Client" Version="5.2.7" />
+    <PackageReference Include="Microsoft.Azure.CognitiveServices.Vision.ComputerVision" Version="5.0.0" />
     <PackageReference Include="Microsoft.EntityFrameworkCore" Version="3.1.2" />
     <PackageReference Include="Microsoft.EntityFrameworkCore.Design" Version="3.1.2">
       <PrivateAssets>all</PrivateAssets>
diff --git a/CompatBot/Config.cs b/CompatBot/Config.cs
index 38ff4b82..cbe2e501 100644
--- a/CompatBot/Config.cs
+++ b/CompatBot/Config.cs
@@ -60,6 +60,8 @@ namespace CompatBot
         public static TimeSpan IncomingMessageCheckIntervalInMinutes => TimeSpan.FromMinutes(config.GetValue(nameof(IncomingMessageCheckIntervalInMinutes), 10));
         public static string Token => config.GetValue(nameof(Token), "");
         public static string AzureDevOpsToken => config.GetValue(nameof(AzureDevOpsToken), "");
+        public static string AzureComputerVisionKey => config.GetValue(nameof(AzureComputerVisionKey), "");
+        public static string AzureComputerVisionEndpoint => config.GetValue(nameof(AzureComputerVisionEndpoint), "https://westeurope.api.cognitive.microsoft.com/");
         public static string LogPath => config.GetValue(nameof(LogPath), "./logs/"); // paths are relative to the working directory
         public static string IrdCachePath => config.GetValue(nameof(IrdCachePath), "./ird/");
 
diff --git a/CompatBot/Program.cs b/CompatBot/Program.cs
index 8c550fb8..72433666 100644
--- a/CompatBot/Program.cs
+++ b/CompatBot/Program.cs
@@ -153,6 +153,9 @@ namespace CompatBot
                 commands.RegisterCommands<Syscall>();
                 commands.RegisterCommands<ForcedNicknames>();
 
+                if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(Config.AzureComputerVisionKey))
+                    commands.RegisterCommands<Vision>();
+
                 commands.CommandErrored += UnknownCommandHandler.OnError;
 
                 var interactivityConfig = new InteractivityConfiguration { };