diff --git a/CompatBot/Commands/Misc.cs b/CompatBot/Commands/Misc.cs
index 3c7b27ee..713400f0 100644
--- a/CompatBot/Commands/Misc.cs
+++ b/CompatBot/Commands/Misc.cs
@@ -329,6 +329,7 @@ namespace CompatBot.Commands
         {
             try
             {
+                var funMult = DateTime.UtcNow.Month == 4 && DateTime.UtcNow.Day == 1 ? 100 : Config.FunMultiplier;
                 var choices = RateAnswers;
                 var choiceFlags = new HashSet<char>();
                 whatever = whatever.ToLowerInvariant().StripInvisibleAndDiacritics().ToCanonicalForm();
@@ -394,7 +395,7 @@ namespace CompatBot.Commands
                         if (role.EndsWith('s'))
                             role = role[..^1];
                         var article = Vowels.Contains(role[0]) ? "n" : "";
-                        choices = RateAnswers.Concat(Enumerable.Repeat($"Pretty fly for a{article} {role} guy", RateAnswers.Count / 20)).ToList();
+                        choices = RateAnswers.Concat(Enumerable.Repeat($"Pretty fly for a{article} {role} guy", RateAnswers.Count * funMult / 20)).ToList();
                         choiceFlags.Add('f');
                     }
 
@@ -444,7 +445,7 @@ namespace CompatBot.Commands
                     {
                         if (i == 0 && suffix.Length == 0)
                         {
-                            choices = RateAnswers.Concat(Enumerable.Repeat("Ugh", RateAnswers.Count * 3)).ToList();
+                            choices = RateAnswers.Concat(Enumerable.Repeat("Ugh", RateAnswers.Count * 3 * funMult)).ToList();
                             MakeCustomRoleRating(nekoMember);
                         }
                         result.Append(nekoUser.Id);
@@ -454,7 +455,7 @@ namespace CompatBot.Commands
                     {
                         if (i == 0 && suffix.Length == 0)
                         {
-                            choices = RateAnswers.Concat(Enumerable.Repeat("RSX genius", RateAnswers.Count * 3)).ToList();
+                            choices = RateAnswers.Concat(Enumerable.Repeat("RSX genius", RateAnswers.Count * 3 * funMult)).ToList();
                             MakeCustomRoleRating(kdMember);
                         }
                         result.Append(kdUser.Id);
@@ -472,7 +473,11 @@ namespace CompatBot.Commands
                 if (whatever.StartsWith("rate "))
                     whatever = whatever[("rate ".Length)..];
                 if (originalWhatever == "sonic" || originalWhatever.Contains("sonic the"))
-                    choices = RateAnswers.Concat(Enumerable.Repeat("💩 out of 🦔", RateAnswers.Count)).Concat(new[] {"Sonic out of 🦔", "Sonic out of 10"}).ToList();
+                    choices = RateAnswers
+                        .Concat(Enumerable.Repeat("💩 out of 🦔", RateAnswers.Count * funMult))
+                        .Concat(Enumerable.Repeat("Sonic out of 🦔", funMult))
+                        .Concat(Enumerable.Repeat("Sonic out of 10", funMult))
+                        .ToList();
 
                 if (string.IsNullOrEmpty(whatever))
                     await ctx.RespondAsync("Rating nothing makes _**so much**_ sense, right?").ConfigureAwait(false);
diff --git a/CompatBot/Config.cs b/CompatBot/Config.cs
index 528e7b1f..d5119b38 100644
--- a/CompatBot/Config.cs
+++ b/CompatBot/Config.cs
@@ -74,6 +74,7 @@ namespace CompatBot
         public static int MinimumPiracyTriggerLength => config.GetValue(nameof(MinimumPiracyTriggerLength), 4);
         public static int MaxSyscallResultLines => config.GetValue(nameof(MaxSyscallResultLines), 13);
         public static int ChannelMessageHistorySize => config.GetValue(nameof(ChannelMessageHistorySize), 100);
+        public static int FunMultiplier => config.GetValue(nameof(FunMultiplier), 1);
         public static string Token => config.GetValue(nameof(Token), "");
         public static string AzureDevOpsToken => config.GetValue(nameof(AzureDevOpsToken), "");
         public static string AzureComputerVisionKey => config.GetValue(nameof(AzureComputerVisionKey), "");